Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L Making shivs out of candy

Making shivs out of candy canes

So you think you can handle a red

and you bet yer keister the denim's straight out of Daytona Beach where jorts are king

You may wake up one day and realize you've only been buying “Ice” beers since this panty dropper landed at your door

Sometimes a man of such power just needs to get away

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