The Cryptids | Spooky Cheeky Underwear upsell-ignore We want to tell her

We want to tell her the truth

So put on these cheeky undies and bust a move

and blue striped USA sleeveless blazer

Who's hungry

Does wearing green cooling underwear actually have an environmental benefit

The Cryptids | Spooky Cheeky Underwear upsell-ignore We want to tell herHere's the deal, people. Our company headquarters are in Denver. Denver is currently experiencing a foul infestation of Miller Moths. (google it) They're everywhere. They're unrelenting. Their corpses litter our office. We have made a deal with our CEO. If we can sell out of this Moth themed print, our CEO will EAT all of the moths that have been collected at our office. He will float 'em in a bubbly glass of champagne, drink them, and likely vomit