The Junk In The Trunk | Elephant Ball Hammock® Magnum Big Pouch Underwear Size:2X and always hold the door

and always hold the door open for a lady

These adorable pink and white striped boxers magically turn you into the goddess of love (at least in your mind)

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much

Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 Enjoy your date

a brown belt and tuck in that perfectly ironed white button down

The Junk In The Trunk | Elephant Ball Hammock® Magnum Big Pouch Underwear Size:2X and always hold the doorDid you know that an elephant's trunk is the most sensitive organ of all mammals? That's pretty neat. What were you thinking, it was your little minx? Another fun fact is that an elephant's trunk is not your most sensitive organ; that's actually reserved for a different body part. Without drawing too many comparisons between this print of underwear and where it sits, we'll just call this pair of elephant patterned Ball Hammocks The Junk In The Trunk