D is for Desmond Ornament Quirky Greeting Card there is no escape from

there is no escape from His Excellency

*Please refrain from enjoying while on public transit or remote walking trails

James's Street Cat

There’s only one way to find out

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D is for Desmond Ornament Quirky Greeting Card there is no escape fromA festive reminder of the perils of the season. The Gashlycrumb Tinies Ornament features Desmond meeting his grim fate. Conveniently sized at 3 inches, this ornament fits perfectly on any tree a thoughtful gift for any enthusiast of Edward Gorey, winter sports, or hypothermia. Image from The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey (1963).