I’d Take a Bullet For You Funny Candle pickles or an iced coffee to

or an iced coffee to fuel your next hustle

small-batch product

FARM-POURED & HEARTLESS: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon

and hints of anise

The Spring Showers warmer combines an uplifting color and text with your favorite scent

I’d Take a Bullet For You Funny Candle pickles or an iced coffee toTHE ULTIMATE INTROVERT BONDING GIFT: Celebrate the friendship that is built on absolute loyalty and a mutual understanding that "read receipts" are a suggestion. This candle honors the friend you would literally die for, but whose phone calls you will almost certainly ignore. It is the perfect hilarious gift for your favorite "low maintenance" bestie. 100 HOURS OF UNSHAKABLE LOYALTY: Your friendship lasts through the ghosting, and this candle is built