The Free For All | Glow In The Dark Dice Cheeky Underwear wunderkind_ignore Reindeer can shoot laser beams

Reindeer can shoot laser beams from their frickin eyes

if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the sun

Get ready for a day filled with mind erasers

1) my birthday - the Fourth of July

I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark underwear is way more fun than wearing non-glow in the dark underwear

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