The Couch Coach | Thanksgiving Football Onesie Size:S It's like the red dress

It's like the red dress effect

but these pants are hotter than hot

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It's a derby pant that won't show you're on your eighth Mint Julep while also looks like you've actually got some money to bet on a sport you know nothing about

While this men's vintage style one piece ski suit probably won't take you back in time physically

The Couch Coach | Thanksgiving Football Onesie Size:S It's like the red dressThis is the only appropriate outfit for Thanksgiving day. You can't sit on the couch in your "good" khakis, can you? And you wouldn't want to blow out the buttons on your nicest button down shirt, right? It's better to be safe and comfy than sorry. Opt into this football onesie this Thanksgiving, and don't blame us if you are ruthlessly berated by your traditional grandmother.