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𧱠Features:
it practically yells βI read the news
Americaβs doing a little rebranding β weβre calling it the Gulf of America now
You can wear it loud
fade-resistant print for long-lasting wear
Emperor Palpateeny Hands anti-Trump apparel 𧱠Features:Unlimited PUNY power. When you mix authoritarian cosplay with insecure baby fists, you get this dark side delicacy. Introducing Emperor Palpatiny Hands the only galactic overlord who cant quite reach the launch codes without a stepstool. Draped in pure paranoia and powered by fragile ego lightning, this tee is perfect for political roastmasters, meme war veterans, and anyone who knows that tiny hands make terrible empires. Wear it to Thanksgiving.
