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Some are about global upgrades
Spoiler alert: not much
Perfect for roasting billionaires and sparking awkward conversations
so the candle says nothing
Biodegradable
ELMO > ELON elegant sarcastic tank Some are about global upgradesTired of rocket tweets and electric ego trips? Us too. This bold tee says what everyones thinking but wont say out loud: bring back the fuzzy red chaos, not the chaotic red flags. We Want Elmo, Not Elon is a battle cry for innocence over influence, giggles over gigabytes, and nap time over Neuralink. No billionaires or muppets were harmed (or consulted) in the making of this shirt. Whether youre marching for memes, protesting platforms, or just love
