The Poinsettia Playgirl | Red Plaid Christmas Jumpsuit joinedproduct I crank some Bob Seger

I crank some Bob Seger while slowly stripping out of my full-flex ghillie suit

What more can you ask for

If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into a Playa del Carmen beach bungalow

everyone knows why you're really there

The five pockets are perfect for heating up some hand warmers

The Poinsettia Playgirl | Red Plaid Christmas Jumpsuit joinedproduct I crank some Bob SegerWhat is there to say about this hot little red plaid jumpsuit Taking your top off to pee is a small price to pay when it comes to enjoying holiday beverages with extreme holiday style, but all the compliments you'll get on the retro vibes in this Christmas plaid jumpsuit make it totally worth that extra effort. Put your date in a matching flight suit, and make it a double.