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You are an elevated human being

more have been misled by the unapologetic display of the male body in its purest form

Remember back in the day when mom and dad would pile you and your siblings into the car with hot cocoa and drive around gawking at Christmas lights

let's recap: Not a race

Fun Fact: A lot of people rent their tuxedo underwear

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