The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:3X This pair of Ball Hammock

This pair of Ball Hammock pouch underwear with fly will put some hair on your chest

but that sounds less fun

If that's the case

this isn't the love child of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock - it's a Daytona Jeankini that was birthed smack dab in the middle of the Daytona 500

So take the reins and give Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty a chance to kick back and crush some cold ones

The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear Size:3X This pair of Ball HammockTheres a reason Rudolph has to guide Santas sleigh on Christmas Eve: Because all the other reindeer are hammered. Like a drunk dad who really shouldnt be on a ladder right now, the reindeer on this Ball Hammock Pouch Trunks Underwear are tangled up in lights and on Christmas morning will be receiving a hangover.