Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens {T}: Put two +1/+1 counters

{T}: Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature that entered the battlefield this turn

Set: Diamond & Pearl: Secret Wonders Type: Lightning Rarity: Promo Retreat cost: Colorless

Pockets: emptied

“Fool of a Took

Set: Zendikar Rising Commander Type: Creature — Faerie Rogue Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{U} Flash

Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens {T}: Put two +1/+1 countersSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Donkey Shaman Rarity: Common Cost: {4}{G} Fat Ass gets +2 +2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.) Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.