If I Had Feelings They Would Be For You Funny Candle Scent:Fresh Linen This complex blend captures that

This complex blend captures that iconic "crunch" with a burst of wild strawberry

THE PERFECT HOLIDAY GIFT: An ideal choice for Christmas morning

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Apples & Bourbon (The "Told You So" Toast): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon

A sweet reward for the person who knows that a dog’s love is the best kind of love

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