Monkey Business Size:3XL That’s how we lost Agent

That’s how we lost Agent Thompson

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Stay dangerous

Wiseguy is deployed when missions require more finesse than firepower

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Monkey Business Size:3XL That’s how we lost AgentCodename: WiseguySpecies: Capuchin MonkeyRole: Silent Elimination Deep Cover InfiltrationAgency Affiliation: C. A. G. E. DTagline: Speak Softly. Kill Loud. Backstory: Raised in the bowels of a defunded intelligence black site, Wiseguy was trained from infancy to mimic human behavior, execute silent takedowns, and understand sarcasm better than most middle managers. After escaping during a failed neurochip upgrade (which he personally sabotaged), he