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Aspinal of LondonReporter Leather Backpack - Navy Pebble 595 This Reporter Backpack from Aspinal of London is designed with premium-quality, navy pebble leather, making it a stylish and practical bag for everyday use

The compression straps are a bit fiddly, are tied to the hip belt itself in an inconvenient way, and run right over top of the water bottle pocket, putting the functionality of both features at odds with each other

The bag is well compartmentalised with separate pockets for beard, hair, teeth and body

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